*holds tube of mascara between my teeth* maybe it’s a metaphor, maybe it’s maybelline
treat me like a college textbook. spend lots of money on me but never touch or look at me
no. treat me like your favorite book. keep me by your side, touch my every page, learn all my twists and turns, remember every word I say, even the ones that make you cry
*4-second-long fart noise*
Spring Never forget
I want Blaine to be lying down under kurt while he does pushups and Kurt gives blaine a little kiss every time he goes down uwu
Kurt and Blaine perform I’ll Make a Man Out of You
(For Kay colfer)
Feminist: a person who supports feminism.
Feminism: the advocacy of women’s rights on the grounds of political, social, and economic equality to men.
dentist: *shoots you* you’re bleeding b/c you dont floss
the biggest disappointment in life is when good shows have a bad episode like i waited a week and u give me this shit
the biggest disappointment in life is when good shows have a bad season like i waited two years and u give me this shit
if cap3 isn’t called “captain america and falcon: we’re up all night to get bucky”, i’m not watching it